German democracy ends at the ballot box

Do you need a big S A R C A S M label to get it?

Better a terrible end than unending terror

The orange nutjob found his new favourite threat

But most of the 30-40% who didn’t vote seem to be okay with Trump too. Added together that’s more than half of the US.

Form follows function, who gives a shit how something looks when it’s useful?

Humanity wins again, take that meteor!

The sedimentation rate and thickness of K–Pg clay from three sites suggest rapid extinction, perhaps over a period of less than 10,000 years.

We’re much faster than that.

Life is hard and unfair

Humanity will be just another dead branch on the tree of life

The dinosaurs got wiped out and new life flourished. The same will happen again.

Sorry for assuming

Bold of you to assume that whatever you have over there ever qualified as democracy.

That sounds to good to be true

Isn’t that what made them big back in the day?

Must be a different EU

Maybe we fight the next world war on American soil

Just look at Russia

Damn, that shit is even hotter

We achieved perpetuum mobile