I’d also like to see something like this for the Internet Archive. Essentially a federated archive.

What a clever way to microwave popcorn!

I just read the headers

I wouldn’t stress about it. Code was never meant to be edited in a web browser anyway.

C and Bash are the only languagss that man pages are useful for

God was their AI.

You can short their stocks

I can and I do

*trollface*

What font is this?

I don’t see why they opted for such an exotic language in 2025

Just one more reason to do your coding in Word.

Oooh, that is tempting. The main pain would be center justifying the code. Perhaps if it was left justified…

They defo are making a black moon face face in this pic

I like that it has perspective. A rarity among emojis

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

At least you still woke up in time to save it. My body does this too. I think it must have some kind of intrinsic clock.

A good way to get a feel for how these Alpha kids probably feel is to use something un-Windowsy like RiscOS. I felt similarly helpless

Wait, they own the equivalent of 1/3 US yearly GDP?

Nudel, wo bist du?

Edit: welche

Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads