I wonder if Amazon delivered it. Was the box five times too big and mostly empty; was the box dented and crushed; was it half sealed; was it stolen by porch pirates….

The NRA are probably preparing a statement “see, we told you arming churches works. Now we should arm schools”.

Dave Cutler, the legend of VMS and the NT kernel.

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

That’s because they’re not AI.

It doesn’t matter what they say. As long as they’re congregating and throwing rocks, Trump can say “see I told you” and all his fans will believe him and agree. Whatever they choose to do is fuelling his ascension to dictatorship.

Like google, I’m sure Jeff has a near unlimited supply of money to pay lawyers.

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Too late!

I think Java was first released just after I graduated. I do program Java at my day job though, and I don’t mind it. It has its quirks but I find I can express myself using Java, but I probably try to think towards much in OO paradigms when I design and code.

I thought and hoped this was a joke/meme.

They see a tornado and make you throw your kids in.

You couldn’t pay me to visit the US. I wanted to clarify when I would return, but at this point I can’t.

Detained? You mean killed.

Isn’t that the point? The service department makes more money.

Surely Grok would make a better president and be more human and intelligent?

Paywalled…

“Join our Discord server and Sub-Reddit!”.

Umm, no thanks.

I don’t know, I don’t have a Facebook account. But I can believe you’re right.

And we’ll doom scroll through ads as though they’re shorts, which I guess they are anyway.