Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

Didn’t she post something the other week about only having a few days left to live after being in a car crash?

Poor girl. Life has not been kind.

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

Can I have his Easter eggs then?

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.

You’d expect better from a cyber dude. The fediverse chick could manage it.

Looks like a Royal Air Force after hours pilots party.

I couldn’t be bothered to read the article, so I got ChatGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.

It really is a metaphor for the current state of America.

Old fashioned, unreliable, can’t get off the ground…

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My friend wants to know if it can generate VR videos too?