Ah, so become the company that sells these background checks?
ByteOnBikes
Solarpunk noooo
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ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•[No PHPun Intended] A Brief History of Web Development8·22 hours agoLaravel brought life back to PHP for me. It’s elegant. I feels like speaking.
And PHP 8 is light-years away from the garbage I grew up on.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto News@lemmy.world•'It's a cover up': Musk floods X with posts attacking Trump over Epstein11·2 days agoThis dude practically bought votes for trump.
This is all bullshit theater unless he funds something.
Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.
Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto News@lemmy.world•Andrew Cuomo says he’ll run a third-party bid for New York mayor after losing Democratic primary226·5 days agoReminds me of Jill Stein running in 2024.
They’re getting money to cause chaos because why not?
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto World News@lemmy.world•Panic among Moscow’s Elite As Putin Moves to Seize Tycoon’s EmpireEnglish141·13 days agoI’m really excited for Zuckerfuck to get Trump’d. Unlike Musk, he’ll do it in the most pathetic way… Raging like a little nerd by writing private temper tantrum emails and everyone in his circle comforts him because he pays them 7-figures.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto World News@lemmy.world•Panic among Moscow’s Elite As Putin Moves to Seize Tycoon’s EmpireEnglish217·13 days agoBillionaires siding with dictators thinking they’ll be protected?
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto News@lemmy.world•Tennessee man pardoned for Jan. 6 offenses gets life in prison in separate case accusing him of trying in incite "civil war"10·14 days agoSo he gets hired as a civil war expert on Fox News?
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•Samsung phones can survive twice as many charges as Pixel and iPhone, according to EU dataEnglish4·15 days agoYour pixel 5 didn’t just mysteriously die? There was a wave of them dying. Mine was part of the crossfire.
I loved the pixel 5 too, for like 3 years then mysteriously croaked.
Currently on the pixel 6 which is pretty good.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPto Technology@lemmy.world•Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user baseEnglish7·20 days agoChromebooks went from “What is that?” To literally everywhere in schools.
Android phones are everywhere.
Google and the Chrome browser really ate into Microsoft’s dominance.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•AI is the new globalisation that will create a world of have-nots and have-yachtsEnglish171·20 days agoMy business partner sometimes says some shit that while true, really stabs me in the heart.
His most recent one, “Ugh, there’s too many parents with sickly kids here. Let’s go to the VIP room.” (At the airport)
Like, I’m one of those sickly kids.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•PSA: Stop Using These Fire-Prone Anker Power Banks Right NowEnglish102·20 days agoI used to believe a lot of things.
Newegg sold really good products.
Blizzard made good games.
America is the land of the free.
Things change. Anker rose to the top for low priced products that were good. And now that they’ve become bigger, their output might get worse.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•Gartner Predicts Over 40% of Agentic AI Projects Will Be Canceled by End of 2027English2·20 days agoIf that money funnels to unemployed engineers to set it up… I’m all for it.
Take the money, do the work, jump ship.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•Gartner Predicts Over 40% of Agentic AI Projects Will Be Canceled by End of 2027English21·20 days agoThen they’ll go: “Source: my presentation from last year where I made up that number”
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•You're not alone: This email from Google's Gemini team is concerningEnglish8·24 days agoAndroid users won’t have a choice after a while.
I didn’t want Google Now. Uninstalled it, and it’s back and updated. Been fighting for years.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•You're not alone: This email from Google's Gemini team is concerningEnglish172·24 days agoYeah only reason Apple hasn’t done it is because they haven’t figured out a way to connect it all to its ecosystem.
Like they say, the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump social media site brought down by Iran hackersEnglish20·26 days agoI work in tech and I hate it when non-security people talk about it.
It’s really painful to read about “a new hack that can affect billions of accounts” from a source, only to learn its some new social phishing method.
ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineto Technology@lemmy.world•Judge Rules Training AI on Authors' Books Is Legal But Pirating Them Is NotEnglish1·26 days agoThat’s legal just don’t look at them or enjoy them.
Still a lot of scum to clean up though.
Whatever he had, I hope it spreads.