Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

It’s gotta bay may

Hog juice can’t melt steel beams

What?

I pulled on a str and unraveled my C socks!

I fuckin love Notepad. No decorations, no flourish, just me and my raw thoughts

“We need a design that obscures ketchup, vomit, and shit stains”

“Absolutely on it, sir”

That cover art is giving Jack T. Chick

Little Bobby Tables all grown up 😢

Thanks for looking into it! Seems like I will be doing mysef a favor to learn the tried-and-true tools, versus the shiny new thing (did I say shiny? More like shady). Really appreciate the advice, thank you!

Thank you both so much! That seems like a great way to go. Any opinions on using Streamlit for this? I came across it in a search and it seems promising

I want another row for N-95 mask! With approving Drake of course

This made me remember there is a new Dune movie coming out soon

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

The seemingly random bold letters are sending me

Communism works and has worked for thousands of years. People thrive when their needs are met. It’s authoritarianism that doesn’t work

But if I don’t renew what will become of sneakymonkeybutt.net

And as usual, Belters aren’t even listed 😤

Remember when you joined the fediverse in July 2024 and immediately fought with strangers about AI? That was a wild time