Easy. We like them https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-all.html

It’s not about the center, it’s about the friends we made along the way.

Code of Sauron

Great Scott, like a breeze of warm air.

Maybe it’s the episode where Picard does this:

“The roman numerals in your password should multiply to 35.” Ah crap.

Was a big fan of Secret of Mana (1 and 2), Secret of Evermore and different Zelda games. I tried to force me into playing FF, because it looked promising, but I can’t stand the role-play battle mechanics.

Pen, pencil. Both are dangerous in the wrong hands.

♪♪ Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear… ♪♪

But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

Well, I would be glad if he would do it in person - and stays there.

Higher for hire

Brain or testicle?