We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I like the way Nitup thinks.

Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Was this him?

I see no flaw in that logic.

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.

Don’t give Trump any ideas.

I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.

Did he mistake his grandson for a quail?

What a creep

It’s the U

And it didn’t matter because you didn’t have the key card anyway.

They even made one of the ends of the straw pointy to give the false illusion that you can easily stick it in. Of course, all it did was puncture a hole so tiny that the straw (that had been bent several times already) couldn’t go in, so you just sucked the juice out of the package with your mouth.