Washington and Oregon are two of six states where humans have tested positive for avian flu, but researchers suspect there are more unreported cases.
Time to grab toilet paper, n95 masks, purell, tuna, soups, etc I guess. Also freeze meat before it becomes tainted/3x the price
Round 2 what did we all learn last time?
I learned that we can probably use UV lights shined on the skin, and maybe drinking bleach to alleviate symptoms, beautifully! I also learned if you don’t test you don’t have it, which is probably the most important thing to keep from having a pandemic and affecting the economy. Also in a pinch people on Tik Tok with no medical training but a “hunch” are more than qualified to suggest remedies to both cure you and/or prevent it, their advice should absolutely be followed without question.
/s of course =)
Fuck that. I’m buying every banana I can get my hands on.
Skip toilet paper, get a washlet or bidet instead. Your asshole will thank you, and so will your wallet over the long term!
Sure we’ve had one pandemic, but what about second pandemic…
I don’t think he knows about second pandemic 😷
New plague, who’s this? New trump presidency, new plague.
Is there a betting pool on when it’s gonna strike? As soon as RFK stops infectious disease research, for 8 YEARS!, seems likely.
Yay! Can’t wait for a second one!! Since the last pandemic i always kept reserves on n95 masks and I have a bidet so I’m covered for the most important parts. Let’s see how lethal is this one, I’m sure it’s gonna be a lot of fun to live in any fascist country when this happens, after all, what could possibly go wrong ina country that denies science during a pandemic? Specially considering the amount of these we are seeing nowadays.
Lots of chickens culled due to bird flu, which is the reason the price of eggs goes up.
~50% mortality rate, holy crap we’re screwed.
