You know, in most areas it’s illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that’s just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There’s no law that says you can’t wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.
Hearing people screaming from the local amusement park
Chilling 😱
Looking into my two year old bed and seeing that he’s staring at me, awake but without a word.
Bro there was an ice cream truck driving around at 11pm last night and I can confirm it was creepy.
A stroller by the side of a gas station.
Bro! Anyone from Omaha? I remember hearing that ice cream truck in the LATE hours of the night when I lived in the Benson area.
The sound of children playing in the woods.
Mate I felt a genuine chill
A fox calling at night is terrifying
used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night… he got a lot of drunken business
My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.
He got any burritos in that truck?
Bet you he was selling weed too
That’s probably why there’s an ice cream truck around me even during the winter. I’d want to confirm first otherwise it would be a rather awkward interaction.
“I’ll take a fudge pop with extra mint, please!”
Genius
Someone digging a hole in their yard.
Look, 3am is the only time I get to work on my garden.
“What are you doing?!?”
“I’m burying you”
“ I’m alive Brennan, I’m alive!”
“You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!”
Full sunlight filling the sky. Unless you’re in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.
Turns out you slept way too long and your clock stopped at 3 .
Your phone ringing.
That’s always terrifying
I dread calls at work more than anything in life.
Just send a fucking email.
AI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee
Jahovah’s Witness knocking on your door
Swimming in my neighbour’s pool
♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪
The ice cream trucks around here switched to playing pop songs :/
That seems like a poor choice.
Flying a kite
Hello Mother dear…
