blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
I am terrified and aroused
I’m only terrified
And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
You’re responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
But is it web scale?
For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?
Speculative haxecution.
I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.
This has to be a joke right?
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things
While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
