I swear that if we could just all ignore him unless he does nice things, we’ll make him stop. The tariffs are not his plan. That’s someone else pulling the strings. He just likes the attention. Giving a malignant narcissist any kind of supply is just going to make him worse. His fans already treat him like the messiah.

Gray rock the shit out of him. Remove his name from the internet, hack Fox news - take it all down, and only give it back when he behaves like a good boy.

Trump will do absolutely anything to stay in the news. We are his narcissistic supply. The solution is to ignore him completely.

To be fair, no it isnt.

It’s black people.

No it isnt, but you see my point.

Its inconsiderate assholes, not old people. Inconsiderate assholes are all ages. For instance, you are an inconsiderate asshole.

I wasn’t going to invite you to any parties anyway, but now I’m definitely not. Honestly, we’re going to have to introduce sense-of-humor lessons at school.

Just cut to the chase and invade Poland already you giant twat.

I defend myself with a tiger and feed it highschool kids. Statistically, I’m an insignificant lunatic.

The America of Idiocracy was waaaay better than what we’re going to get. I remember joking about how we were heading that way. Little did I know how quickly it would be so much worse.

Im in my 50’s. I feel so bad for my parents. So many good things have happened in their lifetimes, only for their twilight years to turn into non-stop devastating disappointment and the relentless reversal of so much progress.