Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

That’s amazing!

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

That gif is kind of disturbing to me. It doesn’t really seem like they’re having fun.