It’s a shame that so many people will still use it.

Maybe because the only “innovations” that can be made to the smartphone is new cameras and new form factors, and only one of those is being focused on

It’s not terrorism, it’s 🌟🌍ecoterrorism🌎🌟

Wash it down with a glass of gender fluid

It consists only of “gonk”

Honestly, I never used Paint XP. I’ve only used the modern version.

Well yes, that’s the explanation given for masquerading as a police box from the 60s at all times, chameleon circuits are broken and brakes are stuck on

As someone who enjoys doodling in Paint, this is great

MY APES IS GOAN

“Atheism” has been appropriated by people with a grudge against religion who wants to destroy it at all costs, and convert all practitionerd of religion to atheism. So, armchair crusaders.

In tomorrows news: Disney decides to invest in AI generated VFX for their movies

NK probably has a better military than Russia, and Putin wants it

Holy prions Batman

That’s how you put yourself on the CIA and KGBs watch list

Just wait until it mishears what is in actuality a man with an Irish accent saying the word “neither”

“Looks like you’ll have to pay for Word instead”

I see the KGB stopped trying to be subtle about it

And with your help we can make sure that that number includes those that need to die.

More Nessies mean it’s even more likely one gets documented

Last night Bigfoot was in my back yard eating the grass like a goat. I forgot to document it but it really happened guys!