Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.
NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”
Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.
Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.
I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.
What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.
A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…
Hey, good on you for being pretty cool about things overall. I like that about lemmy, we all seem to ultimately want to understand each-other and get along.
We get that in Indiana too, but it’s pretty difficult to adjust to a 30 - 40 degree drop in temperature over a short period of time. We get into the negatives (especially in the north where I am), but it’s usually a gradual drop throughout winter.
Never really understood gate-keeping being cold though, kinda weird.
Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.
Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.
Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!
No thanks, I’ve seen this black mirror episode.
It’s a turdoggy lmao