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But in all seriousness… I hate it, too. It’s fucking everywhere.

At least they don’t have herpes.

Look up some of the Japanese lore about Tanuki (the Japanese name for the raccoon dog). It involves magic, giant scrotums, and all sorts of delightful stuff.

If you like anime, Studio Ghibli (famous for a lot of classics including Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, and others) did a movie called Pom Poko, which is about tanuki. If you don’t care for subtitles, the English dub is pretty good, and the voice cast stars a lot of well known (for the time) American actors.

100%. They’ve just guaranteed that the sous vide unit that I have now is the last Anova product I will ever buy.