Older. You’re getting older. Heck can wait.

So, been in Heck long?

Sathan has entered the chat.

I think perhaps you could build an entire community around this premise.

My list, FWIW:

Sinks in public washrooms either don’t turn on when you put your hand under it, or only turns on when you pull your hands away.

The other lane always moves faster.

Everyone is always, always clearing their throats.