If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…

If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

We used to have a local band called “John Cougar Concentration Camp”, and it’s still one of my all-time favorite band names…

I think of it every time one of this turd’s mid-life crisis jams come within earshot.

Colorado here. You nailed it. We got a lot of these unbearable “health is life” turds.

Me too. Don’t sweat it. Develop a good personality. Enjoy your life.

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.