BruceTwarzen

Nature is healing

I’m so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i’d wish for is that the pedos like me.

That’s kinda crazy. I always thought that a thing from the movies. In 40 years i only remember 3 blackouts, and two of them were when i was like 7 and it had just an absurd amount of snow.

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Finally accepted by the pedophile weirdos

Teenager… Millenial?

It’s a weird thing. There is one from a car crash close to where i live. It has been there for like 20 years and it looks all fucked up. Or another one with a full blown gravestone with 3 boys on it who crashed a car when they were 18. That was like 10 years ago, qnd they take like semi car to it. It’s still odd to me and i don’t know when it’s appropriate to just throw it away, if ever.

I thought it’s an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

Did you just fix menal health?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can’t wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn’t accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he’s on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their “garages” he didn’t see the car for 3 or so month. They didn’t fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn’t. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn’t a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

I’m actually devastated

First off all, don’t blame the guns okay? The make new children every day

Soooo we should make it really convenient for them?

He was a famous magician. I think everyone above 35 or so knows him for making the statue of liberty disappear or airplanes and things like that. Probably more famous for dating Claudia schiffer at the end of the day. I think to everyone under 30 he’s super not relevant.

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Land of the free, just be a wite right wing nutcase.

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker