I’d like to fit in with this new America I’ve found myself in. What’s the best way to spread polio to these people who so desperately desire it?

Let’s embrace that stenotype life.

I misread this at first. Thought you were talking about Radicale! Phew…

Lost little Lemming…

For less money than some gaudy gaming wireless router that you end up replacing every 3 years, you can grab a Mini PC with two NICs, a wireless access point, and install OpnSense.

Your life will be irrevocably changed for the better.

I am Cargon’s complete lack of surprise.

Vance was definitely the kid in grade school that plucked and ate the hair of the girl who sat in front of him. I wonder if she’s okay.

This is exactly where my mind went. Bravo.

Oh boy… it’s just a single staple now!

Sy-nuhnuh-kynuh-dohdee-chowdee

Sign a kyne a dodie chodie?

So I actually bought the f(x)tech Pro^1x thinking that it was going to be great having a physical keyboard that slides out again. But I found that I rarely actually used it. Using it required that the screen be in landscape mode. I’m actually much happier just using a different touch keyboard layout. I use Thumb-Key specifically now. It took some time to retrain my brain but I quite enjoy it.

Any software recommendations for self hosting a WebDAV server?

Is a hamberder a question?

Gets drenched in liquid nitrogen

I put a quarter in the siren.

The Matrix

This is ChatGPT to me:

Realistically, I wouldn’t soil my body with their taint. But pigs and chickens gotta eat too.