As a former resident of Washington, fuck that noise.

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

3 things you can count on, death, taxes, and war in the middle east.

Da

Didn’t he say he’s a zionist?

How about “This cooks the pigs too fast, you need to slow roast them to achieve maximum tenderness.” Or “If the doors stick closed this turns the whole thing into a massive offset pig smoker.”

Looks like the Ford Exploder moniker is making a comeback.

For research guys, it’s for research.

¿Por qué no los dos?

If you’re fucking enough for this to be a concern, male, female or other, good on you.

She should use “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins in campaign videos moving forward.

All part of God’s plan.

I didn’t downvote you but if a steak is too far gone I will put ketchup (or even catsup) on it. I wouldn’t call myself a fan but it can somewhat salvage an otherwise ruined piece of meat.

They accept sworn testimony.

You would make a terrible juror.

Ah ha, there it is.

Thank you captain obvious

Jesus fucking christ.

What a fucking chode.

He dies in September 2024