Fucking stop. I want healthcare dammit.

Certain americans do not care about foreigners at all. The whole election spam proved that. We are simply not humans to them.

FTFY

Yeah but look at me, making a living at the same time.

Here’s the sentencing. Super satisfying.

Is that you Elon?

I work on a team with mainly infrastructure and operations. As one of the only people writing code on the team. I have to appreciate what IT support does to keep everything moving. I don’t know why so many programmers have to get a chip on their shoulder.

You know… This whole gun thing. You’re on to something. Some people are absolutely brain dead and have no critical thinking skills. That’s what scares me about guns. Even with the argument that guns are just tools. Have you looked around America and seen the types of people that exist? Now imagine them all owning guns.

Fucking scary.

This is horribly depressing. Honestly fuck this country.

Those aren’t mountains…

He’s right… But about the wrong thing. Eat the rich folks.

When you think you’re number one for not doing anything. You let off the gas. Maybe keep pushing, invest in education, fix societal problems… You know… Effectively govern. But I know we won’t. A third of the country will continue beating its chest and fucking everyone at the same time. USA USA USA

The next feature they are adding is allowing female passengers to sit closer to any bears on the flight.

Ooooo… Is that… Leather? Rubs between the couch cushions

Nah, they’ll just talk about his old rocks and cows quote, or how he’s making sure children are fed in schools.

As a Minnesotan I’m a little sad that he’s going to be VP. But I understand. He’s been a great governor. Any person that the conservatives give a shitty nickname, you know is doing a great job. Who knew checks notes making sure school children are being fed is such a controversial issue.

First McDonald’s falling sales. Now Starbucks falling sales. Hmm… I wonder if there’s a trend going on here.

I really really hate this timeline.

Don’t worry. It won’t. As an American, I too have reached that point as well.

There it is folks.