If anything, it would be far better to ban people above a certain age from social media.

Yeah, sure. That screams that you don’t advertise, but rather oppose banning adults and above that all age groups. You are backpedaling and moving the goal posts. It would be much more adult to accept the flaw of your first comment.

Well, I’m sure you tried. It’s still an edgelord maniac’s take.

So…you are suggesting the lynching tree.

Sir, I concur to your well-articulated argument. It has opened my eyes and now I can see the future bright and clear. Such a well-spoken person could never be a troll nor trying to rage-bait. I feel humbled.

Obvious troll is obvious.