“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

Right in front of my face….

Get this person a puppers!

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

I was about to say the same thing….

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives fame.

Let me be clear, I don’t believe a god damned word that comes from your mouth.

“Free speech absolutist”

Son of a… I was really liking the idea of this movie… what a shit ass move by Warner Bros.

I literally LOL’d the headline.