My money is on avoiding a costly divorce

blight of immigrants

Can’t tell if typo or . . .

I don’t know when the goal post got moved

January 22nd 2017. When Kellyanne Conway used the term “alternative facts”

My bet is a poultry farm in Iowa.

I shared your opinion but the clumsiest friend I know has a current model z flip, and the only issue he’s had is with the included screen protector. Dropped it dozens if not hundreds of times.

I’m actually considering a folding phone for my next upgrade in a year or two, but I’ll probably wait until more of the trifold phones come out at a lower price

Make the green a little bluer.

When I changed out the spicy pillow in my tablet I scraped the silver colored coating off the back glass so you can see the inner guts.

Yep. Iirc apterra does 100wh/mi and is covered with less than 1000w of solar, so you only make at most 10 miles of range per hour in perfect solar conditions.

Other end, they’ll be in your butt.

On the upside your poops will look like this:

Stolen valor and unsafe handling of weapons all in one incident?

See I suspect he had the heart attack while falling off the cliff.

How do I know? Because it’s not possible to be any worse than Joe fucking Biden.

We both know Trump would find a way to limbo under that extraordinarily low bar

Plus the bills are paid up front. No collections department, or write-offs. Plus you get to earn interest if the customer pre pays multiple months or a year in advance.

They never said the ongoing trend wasn’t logarithmic. By 2030 you’ll be updating certs 6-8 times a day! Please drink verification can.

There’s a scene from the movie Scotland, PA involving a fryer. That’s how I imagined this ending after i first read the news.

And they spelled it: Geoluread

Don’t litter, pick up your trash people.

A really cool kiosk full of dead rats that drank the coolant

Although i think before that, HDDs would likely become extremely competitive since they would actually be forced to lower cost some substantial amount.

I think you have it backwards. The SSD manufacturers are always going to see their product as better than HDD performance wise so they’ll likely always have a higher price per capacity.