Andrew Yang would have been better.

not gonna lie, sting fucking SLAYED that role.

Precisely.

It is the act of an influential human. Of course we’ll notice. Simple as.

where’s your tax return diaper donnie

I’ve never wanted to kill a fox before but at least I’ll have a nice orange hat with a tail now.

i mean yeah i was making my statement SOMEWHAT bitterly as a jab at billionaire “job creators” but it’s absolutely true that what drives an economy is the DEMAND SIDE being able to actually pay for shit X3 which is why i’m a proponent of universal basic income. It sucks wealth out of the places where it’s congealed and stagnant (rich people) and circulates it up through the people who actually spend it on their needs

a real boom to the economy

if only Poseidon could claim even more billionaires for us…

Or maybe he’ll just have to sell Twitter.

Or maybe Twitter’s debtors can place a lien and sell it right out from under him.

Kinda curious about what if Twitter were nationalized…? Like, make it a service of the USPS or something? Force it to become accountable to its users?

Richard Johnson

I shall execute this solemn duty with utmost determination!

every passing day i continue to wonder if i actually fucking died on the morning of july 21st and that everything that has happened since then has been a manic hallucination of my neurons all firing off one last time.

i dunno what’s got you upset up but i and all my homies are extremely entertained watching these shitty bastard pig chud scumbags squirm and flail as their best laid plans crumble out from under them. the republicans might actually lose. and if they do, I will be laughing SO hard. don’t mistake me for a fan of the democrat party though; taking the bluedogs out to kristi noem’s gravel pit is definitely ALSO on the docket. It’s just important that we exterminate the fascists first. THEN we can commence flaying alive the centrist toadies who bent over backwards to accommodate them.

Business before Pleasure, y’know?

i’m surprised this watered down jessie dude even has a job there. i’d say he’s milquetoast but the spoilage has made him too rancid to be considered ‘bland’

Also voting is the one thing those bastard pig fascist bootlicking simp conservative chud SCUM don’t want us all to do. You can tell because of how much outrageous effort they dump into making voting more difficult. So: fuck 'em. They can eat shit.

It’s not even that I like the democrat party at all.

I just want the republicans to lose. Fuck them in hell for eternity.

Bonus; If the GOP gets curbstomped into oblivion where it belongs (with the Federalist party) then the democrats won’t be able to say “well at least we’re not republicans!” anymore.

Imagine uncle sam standing before the behaded corpse of an fat frumpy anthropomorphic elephant, still holding a big bloody machete and smiling at an anthropomorphic donkey.

“Oh, you’re not like him? Why, Yes, You’d better ‘be like him’ as little as possible if you don’t want to end up like he did too!”

The democrats only get away with their fuckery because they always hide behind their favorite token excuse.

They still delusionally think the republicans are their pet controlled opposition.

That pet is not controlled. It is entirely OUT of control, a danger to everyone, both completely feral and RABID.

It’s time for America to take that violent, deranged, savage animal out to Kristi Noem’s gravel pit and end its life right before its democrat "owner"s’ eyes. If we make an example of the republicans, the cowardly shits in the centrist party will either see the light or flee.

if i were president, i’d use my immunity to legally execute an official act that …

well, let’s just say the remaining justices would feel very motivated to reverse their presidential immunity decision.

Bro her heritage is intersectional. It doesn’t mean what you think it means!

if only i were popular with the kids on tiktok, i’d try to have them do exactly this again

It would be so fucking funny if he had a significantly smaller attendance. Like, just a couple dozen idiots. Nobody in the upper stands. I’d laugh SO HARD.

But knowing the Republicans, they’ll probably bus people in to populate the event, because that’s what they accuse others of doing and they’re always projecting.

Well seeing as a mod removed the comment and also I was being a gremlin about it, don’t actually believe it “for real”–shit is stressful, we need to blow off steam sometimes, it’s okay to mindfully indulge in a little personal amusement from time to time, but it has to be mindful and I didn’t state it mindfully enough.

If spite motivates me to do the right thing (defeat trump, kill the Republican party’s organization and viability for the future, force the Democrat party to split to fill the void, repeat while continuously purging chuds from their positions of office while promoting progressives and socialists) then I will embrace spite. But even then, I have to keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn’t change the actual goal.

Furthermore, if you can find a motivation better for you than spite, it’s highly advisable. The difference between poison and medicine is both the dosage and whether the disease it’s killing is worse. Make no mistake, I’m pretty fucking diseased >_> but I refuse to stop existing just for the sake of others’ comfort.

Be better than me
(The bar isn’t very high XD)