Is this in New York? I stayed there years ago. Room door looked like it had been kicked down by cops.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is portrait mode just a blurred background? Google photos has had the ability to blur backgrounds ( at least on Pixel) on old photos for a fair while.

You can get a lifetime premium licence for a good discount if you look around. Highly recommended.

Think I got it for about €20

Replace England with just London

Not the same, but similar - I have a Bedford Bambi campervan, it’s ludicrous and slow but all my VW owning friends hang out in the Bambi as it has so much space.