This is the Large Halibut Collider

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

“There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”

D’oh! A deer!

Drank his own Kool-Aid

Maybe she married him for the tax benefits. Dunno, she might still not be into him…best he hedge his bets…

But to be fair, most AIs surveyed thought it was great!

Everything is out of control!

Thank Zaphod the Hyperspace Bypass is on schedule!

I await the ones for the Moon or Mars…

Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

You mean it ended the 11st??? Say it ain’t!

They’re suffering from affluenza…

How sad…

Because assholes gonna asshole

You know, I have an idea.

Volunteer tax auditors

Can’t defund me if I do it for free. Anybody with me to drain and potentially jail a few billionaires?

AOL is the PC-centric version of QuantumLink (Q-Link), the online service made for the Commodore 64. Much more vast reach of services and then gave their customers access to the web and internet.

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

I really liked Life Expectancy

It’s Russians all the way down…

Also was on Commodore 64.

It’s from the album Bury the Hatchet by the Cranberries.