I hate to direct you to reddit, but theres a sticky on r/childfree that has state by state resources on doctors who will preform the procedure with minimum questions asked. Many of the places are for women, but they do include ones for men as well. It does say that you have to use a web browser and cannot access the list from the app.
My “not an HOA,” HOA would kick me to the curb. Also, the wildlife, and the local thieves, would steal it all.
Sounds like a lovely dream, though.