Oh I have sold the joke in person and it landed. It’s ok. I know it can be funny in the right place
I got in an argument with a toaster and now I lost a bet and I’m here just to get my house back.
Oh I have sold the joke in person and it landed. It’s ok. I know it can be funny in the right place
You get it
Not all jokes land. Cost of doing business.
Yes. It’s very sexist. I hate the sexes
Give me pop culture phrases that don’t suit the criteria for 200 alex
Fuck off to wherever dumb comebacks originate
Thanks armchair psychiatrist. It was a joke. Maybe not taken as such, but a joke none the less.
I guess the joke went over everyone’s head.
Shrug
Are there even women on Lemmy?
I hear what you are saying. But as a parent myself I let my kid get familiar with tech. I think it’s far easier to know it early and keep going with it. So he watches dumb shorts on YouTube. Or is on discord to game with his friends. But he doesn’t do it at school and when it’s time to put the phone away he does. I don’t think he’s addicted to it. I don’t think it’s that harmful. Anymore than any other thing.
What leads me to the egg comparison is that it’s back and forth on if it’s good or bad. Depending on who is measuring or what they are measuring.
I feel like we are talking about cholesterol in eggs again.
Who said I was angry? I’m clearly dealing with someone that over estimates their intellectual prowess and is a lost little lamb. I’m just trying to help ya fella!
“My” funny meme? Are you reading for comprehension? Do you need a gold star to make you feel you are contributing? Good job kiddo. You know how to make words. Next step is to string them together into what is known as a “sentence”. When those are complex they make something called coherence. Which you are MILES away from. But keep trying. One day you might get it!
Those are definitely words. I’m not sure you or anyone else can construe any meaning from how they are put together. But I’m proud of you bud. Branching out is part of growth.
A war they will lose. They will spend everything on something a COMMUNITY will rally together to defeat. Take the L and come up with a better plan.
I needs it
District 9 wasn’t
No that isn’t what they said. They said they can be at a computer all day when I said you can limit the amount of time. They also said all smartphones can access the Internet, when you can in fact limit their Internet in every way possible including what they download to even try and circumvent the limitations. I don’t see how anything they said is close to what I said.
This is false information. You can limit what apps they have with safeguards with many different services. Google family, Samsung family share and Microsoft family all have limited app options where you can let through whatever you think is good enough. You can also only allow a certain amount of hours for each app on a daily basis. There are so many safeguards if you look it’s not difficult.
I mean I was just making a joke about other people making the same joke and being serious. So if you think I’m a “troll” trying to intentionally harm you, it went over your head.