You can wear a condom my dude.

Not you, only because you probably would enjoy it.

I’m going to slap the next person who tells me racism is over and everyone is treated equal.

How the hell is this even LEGAL? This is the state of our country? Really? Blatant bribing? Corruption? And it’s STILL a close race?

Well yeah, but this a white guy doing it-- so you know…it just CAN’T be wrong!

To be fair, it’s definitely one side doing it more than anyone else.

“Why do they have to make everything about race? It’s like they’re obsessed. Nobody cares what color you are!”

Also these racists: “Hmm. You know what’s a good use of my time? Going out of my way to hack a Roomba so I can call my neighbor the N-Word.”

Always infuriates me that they always try and humanize these chuds. “Oh it’s just saaaaaad. No matter what side you’re on, a man died! Show some concern!”

Because I’m positive he would show the same if some “blue-haired Black person” had fallen to their death, right?