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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • “Alright, Israel has been a thorn in our side for too long! Launch the missiles!”

    “Yes sir! Where shall we strike?”

    “The outskirts of their cities in unpopulated, barren land. They need to know to fear us.”

    “But sir, what if this merely causes them to accept that we are only a potential threat through our missiles and, given the absence of damage from our previous attack, they feel emboldened and destroy our manufacturing sites, silos, and launch pads.”

    “Impossible. Strike their wastelands.”

    Who could have seen this coming?

    Edit: am I really the only one that saw this coming? Didn’t realize Hellen Keller had so many accounts.