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They should definitely livestream this.

Don’t forget the Belarusians. They’ve been involved since Day 1.

Captured a Confederate ship and gave it to the Union, and South Carolina is putting up a statue for him? Damn, I’m honestly (but pleasantly) surprised.

“The others” had guns? As in, the Capitol Police, Secret Service, and other security services who were desperately trying to stop the mob? Because I’m not aware of any “others” that were there that day.

I ran into this when I was thinking about buying some Doc Martens recently. I know there have been other examples, that’s just the most recent I can remember.

Damn, I’ve been singing their praises for years…but I haven’t actually bought a new pair in ages

Maybe she should endorse Kamala then.

But the electoral college is usually expected to vote in line with the popular vote

Electors in the electoral college are generally (with a few exceptions where EC votes are allocated proportionally) expected to vote in line with the popular vote of their respective states. Not with the overall national popular vote.

A SWAT team happened to be training? In the middle of a hurricane??

How I’m imagining public transportation in Lancaster, PA:

If it’s not a long form certificate then it’s not valid

Can you elaborate on “four square”? It’s been a while since I bought a car.

Libertarianism broke Libertarianism

Maybe even buy guns as Christmas presents for the inmates making the threats!

Really strong “the only way I’ll lose this election is if there’s massive fraud” vibes here.

Maybe they should actually - hear me out here - blame, I dunno, Donald Trump for what comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth? Rather than whatever idiot planted the most recent brain-dead conspiracy theory into his head? There will always be more idiots with brain-dead conspiracy theories, so maybe, just maybe, your candidate for President of the United States shouldn’t be a complete moron who falls for every single one of them?

Well based on the fact that he shot his grandson, it doesn’t seem to have been a blank after all.

I don’t think that’s the only reason Tesla is having trouble…

My 2017 Toyota is loaded with touchscreen crap so I guess YMMV

I remember hearing about that, I didn’t realize she only drank 2 gallons (yeah, I know, that is still a ton to drink in just a few hours, but I thought it would take a lot more than that to literally kill someone)