Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.

They’d sue you for playing their games on their hardware if they could

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lol eat shit

now im thirsty for some good tea

ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

So… what’s their peace plan?

lol

New law, everyone must be nice to me :(

best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.

That’s… too many snakes.

I’m surprised Nintendo’s lawyers didn’t get to him before the police.

I’m not sure the comparison is quite apt, I’m not familiar with any independent food delivery services beyond just asking your buddy to grab some snacks on the way over for a hangout or something.

But I am vaguely familiar with the idea of loss-leading and think its despicable. If no regulation is ever going stand in the way of practices, then knowing they’re being exploited by folks like pizza dude makes me feel a bit better, at least.

what the fuck, it just shits it out from a story up? Couldn’t it like, scoot down to ground level at least?

I say good for him. Doordash can bleed all of the money it wants.

yeah well i can conceive of it perfectly fine so maybe that’s a skill issue

Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?

i’m so tired of governments doing shit.

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.