ICE: brought to you by the “I can’t eats my shredded wheats no next to a black. Or drink from the same water fountain!” crowd. The ultimate snowflakes.

Feel no shame for this my brother in God, no one thought you’d amount to much but look at you now! Exceeding expectations…you’ve done well!

I need to see the logo first.

Now he’s sucking trench cock instead of those pristine Pride parade Johnsons. Leopard eating faces is wonderful.

And the Guests are disheveled. /s

Perhaps. Or not. We’ll never know. Or will we? Perhaps.

Kimmy is in deep shit now. Just like Trump, those charges are gonna sting.

The armpits will be visible from space. Stay cool my Parisian homies.

Happy cake day

I believe it’s referring to how no one gives a shit about Pride once June ends.

If India Really Cared?

With the Trailer Park Boys as the main characters. Bubbles as Han Solo.

Since the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.

Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.