I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

Yo momma’s lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

I hope that Mazda isn’t a diesel one.

She’s a veteran politician with her own cult of personality, she will be fine. She’s not planning to be the prime minister though.

Edit: this comment aged very poorly.

This election had some weird surprises, like the young and progressive Laisvės Partija getting zero votes, but it could have gone so much worse.

If there’s a 1 minute sex scene in a 90 minute movie, you’re guaranteed to have your parents walk in during that one sex scene.

Don’t kill the rich. Exile them to an island and watch them eat each other instead of eating the world.

That brings some memories.

When the referendum for Lithuania’s joining of EU started, the attendance was abysmal.

It picked up when a supermarket chain offered to exchange the “I voted” sticker for a bottle of beer, a chocolate bar or a small bag of laundry powder.

We’ve been at it since 2014.

Imagine a company that sells a lot of products online. Now imagine a scraping bot coming at peak sales hours and looking at each product list and page separately for said service. Now realise that some genuine users will have a worse buying experience because of that.

Never have I ever seen more decay than when I looked across the river into Sovetsk, Kaliningrad Oblast.

I did step 3 and everyone left, what do I do now?

A guilty system recognises no innocents.

Russia will be issuing them all “work” visas soon enough.

Some languages depend not on a specific order of words in a sentence and everyone you meet on the internet is not a speaker of native English.

I think JD Vance will lose Donald Trump their election, but he is going to turn it around and pretend to be a hero who saved democracy, maybe publish a book about it too.

Ah yes Russia, please antagonise the country with one of the highest artillery shell stockpiles and production capacities in the world, what bad thing could result from that?

[‘a’] + [‘b’] = ‘ab’

Gets me every time.

Yes, but now their propaganda machine can say that they want to stop the war.

That’s what you get for liking hibiscus.