It’s truly amazing that every time I read a headline that makes it sound like these people are doing something even remotely beneficial, additional context shows that they’re actually preparing for something even worse.

The U.S. Department of Justice said it is investigating whether the law infringes on First Amendment religious protections.

Let the boy have them

Sounds like a great day for mass protests

Best headline photo they could have picked

Sorry man administrative error we gotta start shooting them now

Smells like compliance

second?

Who the fuck was the first?

This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.

If Canadians seeing this can take anything from the last few months, it’s that they have got to get out there and vote.

Idk man I’m pretty sure both Ben and Don are on board with killing Palestinians

I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

The medicine is thalidomide

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American