This, but unironically.

Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.

Pretty well, actually.

A container ship like that weighs more than the bridge tower it hit.

Baltimore Truthers, already?

Because Windows 10 Support runs out next year.

With the current Windows 11 installer this doesn’t work anymore.
But you can download the ISO, use Rufus to create a USB boot stick and disable all the requirements (account, RAM, TPM, CPU generation) in Rufus’ options. Also lets you auto-deny all telemetry options and create a user account without prompting.

My friends call me “Please fix my printer”.

I bet it’s North Korea!

It’s not charged at a premium, it costs more to produce and deliver.
The entire process needs to be completely seperated from wheat flour. And the production numbers are lower, so all fixed costs need to be distributed over a lower number of sales units.

You demand evidence to prove that Israel didn’t commit a war crime?
Proving guilt works the other way around.

“We value providing our customers with choice, so there is an option to dismiss the notification.”

Thank you daddy Microsoft for still letting me click “no” on your invasive popup ad with a dark pattern to make me change my system settings.

88? What a coincidence

If you read more than the headline, you’d know that you can simply purchase those options instead of subscribing, if you want.
Which makes the entire article pointless. But you’d need to read more than the headline to see that, which is too much to ask.

That’s not what that word…you know what, fuck it. I give up. Enshittification now just means “becoming worse” and I won’t be able to stop that.

“Or you can just purchase any of those features permanently”

This fact, hidden somewhere in the middle, makes the entire article pointless.

“we will bring total victory for the people of Israel”
– Netanjahu

If you translate that directly to German and replace “Israel” with “Germany”, you’ve got a Hitler quote.

But it sounds so much nicer.
I bet there’ll be palm trees and coconuts!

I prefer honey cause I’m no goddamn liberal hippie, so it’s important to me that animals were killed for my food.

Putin is a rational actor. And his actions have been wildly successful so far in achieving his goals.
(Improving the lives of the Russian people is not among those goals)

If Hamas just asks nicely, the Zionists will probably reconsider their stance and stop the genocide.

Unironically, yes. There’s been multiple attempts at negotiation in the past, where Israel was even willing to hand over land they had conquered before, for a two-state-solution. Hamas always declined, because they don’t want to negotiate with Israel. They want a world without Israel. And they’d rather have every single Palestinian die than accept their loss and sue for peace.