Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.