getting spanked by a 1980 Chevy Citation (0-60 10.3) is not a good look

[Citation needed]

Can’t wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

Well, the Matrix was a huge success despite being dumb, so they seem to have made a smart decision.

Help me, Dr Zaius!

(It makes cars go)

Fuck chihuahuas though, right?

We’ve gone full circlejerk

Because OP wrote “never meant for anything other”

You can go back to the regular negative then - they did meet, this article is bullshit.

Watergategate

4. Corps

We’re Doomed then

necktie*

Button

It was all a theatre, I’m pretty sure.

At once point I realised I need to input some Czech-specific characters on a French AZERTY keyboard.

Yeah, I gave up.

123456? That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Puerto Rico has been replaced with a random journalist

Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.