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came straight from the heart

Bullshit. You’re telling me he has a heart?

They’re getting ready to colonize Gaza Klandathu. They can’t be caring about the indigenous life. /s

Hey, Elon: I got some fresh snake oil that will make your dick bigger, make you actually good at video games, and women will actually want to have sex with you and not just because you have more money than fucking God.

You mean it won’t happen again. Netflix’s goal was never to be good. It was to disrupt the industry. And they’ve succeeded; which is why everything sucks and piracy is a better option once again.

Ironic that the gun nuts absolutely suck at handling their guns. Much like there is a huge car scene where I live, but nobody can fucking drive.

Annexed Canada; lost Alaska to China. Then got exploded a lot.

It was a 50/50. Given the other strange DMs I’ve gotten, I really couldn’t tell 100%.

They love it so much they don’t want anyone else to have it or for it to ever change even slightly.

Wish I could actually use the patch on my PS5. Or can I? Can you softmod the PS5 or would I need to buy something to solder to the mainboard?

I don’t think my PC could actually achieve 60fps if I emulated it.

You might be surprised to learn that people can be from one place, but live in another.

Oh so it was a bot.

I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.

I want so bad for the judge to see this shit on their docket and immediately throw the book at Elon. Figuratively. And literally.

(Actually, let him go ahead and sue Nestlé; they deserve it for other reasons)