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The craziest thing that happened while I was there was some dude brought a gun, had it in his locker, and ended up shooting himself taking out when going home.

I don’t think there is enough ammonia in human urine to create chloramine, considering bleach is widely used for cleaning toilets and bathrooms. Let alone cat urine.

Having worked at the plant in Fremont: The design has probably changed multiple times just in the past month. They were constantly making small little changes to the way various things were put together so that not even a single batch of cars made in the same day would necessarily be exactly the same design. It was one of the few cool things about how they operate.

Safety of the workers in the plant worked the same way. Some dude biffed his forklift and almost took me out with his long-ass load. Managers and safety people were on the scene in less than 5 minutes and already laid out new rules for the forklifts about how long their loads could be to prevent it happening again.

Narrator: “It won’t be.”

Juggalopolis.

If they appeared with guns, wouldn’t the robodogs also be strapped?

“I’m afraid Young Frankenstein has grown up. All that’s available is Old Frankenstein.”

Bit fucking late isn’t it? It was already sold. To The Onion.

They might sell it back, tho. For $12 decacillion.

How about we work to change how the patent office operates? I think it’s ridiculous you can get a patent for a thing that doesn’t actually fucking exist, among many other really stupid things they approve or deny.

Can confirm. 3/4 of my body is fat while the rest of it is skinny AF.

If people moving from one corpo owned platform to another corpo owned platform gives you hope for the future of the internet: You haven’t been paying attention to the history of the internet at all.

Once they have critical mass, the enshittification for profit will begin a new.

Tin foil hat time: What if it’s the Russians just trying to spark a civil war over here?

involved incendiary devices marked with “free Gaza.”

Look, people… Even if you have good intentions, doing terrorist-like shit to protect people who your opposition already sees as terrorists isn’t helping a god damn thing. You’re just gonna make them double-down on extermination.

Is regular cremation also illegal?

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This dipshit thinks he can save the country 2 trillion dollars by firing government workers.

Even if he fired every single government position in the entire country, he couldn’t make up 2 fucking trillion dollars out of that. The budget for payroll is, what? Like 15% of the total spending?

Our group includes the Teenage Mutant Turtles, so you’re not entirely wrong.

Cowabunga, dude!

I suspect it will only because every single furry on YouTube seems to be trying to get the entire fandom to move from Twitter to BlueSky. You know we run the internet.

Is there any video chat service that isn’t? It seems every single one has some glaring issue that makes it a pain to use. And it’s not like I could just use a FOSS thing that’s better; this is one of those things where you are kinda limited to using what everyone else you’re going to be talking to is using. :(

These dumb fucks should come out where I live. Little kids younger than that walking much farther than that to school alone.

Because we’re fucking normal here.