You could show me an ad for exactly what I want in that moment and I’d immediately not want it any more.

proceeds to show something you don’t want at all

I am surpringly annoyed about Americans somehow finding a way to make this about themselves

And turning it into politics, because there is no otger way to talk about things

Sure, discussing politics is important to some degree, but it isn’t the most important thing in our lifes

One of the most important persons in the world (atleast for catholics) has died. We shouldn’t laugh about it. We shouldn’t politicize it. We shouldn’t take it to any other context.

I’m surprised and sad at the same time. Even tho i like edgy memes and memes about Pope John Paul II (he is a legend in Poland and polish community do meme about him but in a very respectful way), i really find it bad to do so about Pope Francis right now - so i dislike any post like this

Let me (lemme?) translate this into customer-friendly business language:

Enhanced user experience

You just reminded me of one particular calculator app which put “+” button behind a paywall

There is one impostor among us

Imagine setting up illegal traps that actually helps stop invaders, call the cops to arrest them just to be arrested for those traps

3. Clean your damned phone screen