

“Uncontrolled spontaneous disassembly”
“Uncontrolled spontaneous disassembly”
Please don’t. There’s plenty of perfectly good electronics that can be ripped out and re-purposed, which will just release toxic fumes if burned.
Just hose everything down with a little salt water and let chemistry work its magic.
I love the fact that the channel evolved from dunking on the uninformed public to full blown documentaries.
if you’re in academia you should be able to produce a five paragraph essay.
So, K-12 is “academia” now?
Being able to produce a narrative is an essential life skill.
Lots of essential life skills are difficult for lots of people. Something we get reminded about every time it comes up by people who have no clue what they’re talking about yet see fit to tell others what they should and shouldn’t do, and how to feel about it.
The world isn’t going to cater to you
No fucking shit.
your self diagnosed executive dysfunction
I’m sorry Dr. Jackson, I’ll have to let my old neurologist, psychologist, neuropsychologist, and psychiatrist know that The Internet told me that the assessments I had done at ages 23 and 44 are all in my head.
learning to adapt is probably a useful habit.
You’re right! I’m just going to do that instead of being in constant psychological agony. Where were you all of my life? ❤️ If only I had someone talking down to me saying Just Do The Thing over and over again, from childhood onwards, life would have been so much easier.
🤡
…so you just gonna leave everyone in suspense? The internet loves armchair psychology!
Hi,
I would have failed every single one of your tests. Not because I don’t understand the material, or the English language, but because structured writing, to this day, makes me seize up. Blank space is one of my biggest triggers for executive dysfunction/PDA. Turning everything into a cookie-cutter essay is just a different form of trying to fit everyone into the same box. More selective than making everything multiple guess, but no better. I feel bad for your students.
Signed,
Former “gifted” kid (with then-undiagnosed AuDHD) who got sick of bad teachers 30+ years ago
The perfect one-panel comic doesn’t exi—
Which conveniently comes from trusted brands like Pepsi and Coca-Cola!
…no, wait…
Finally, a power strip that will let me plug in all of my retro gaming systems.
It’s not uncommon to be below 0C for days at time during the winter here, with dips to -10ish overnight. Summer regularly tops 32C. It’s 17 right now and absolutely glorious.
12C is fairly mild. 12F… yeah, you’re gonna need some layers.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.
Am I the only one who buys a lottery ticket and then thinks. You know if I won it would be a lot of stressful work for awhile.
Nope, I do the same thing. It would be a lot of work to make all of the legal, financial, and social arrangements to divvy up the winnings amongst the people I care about. But given how long I’ve been dealing with my current problems, I think I’m ready for a change of pace.
Who couldn’t play their own instruments until their 4th record.
Your words. They’re bunk. None of the text you quoted supports that. Yes, they were a constructed band, like many examples since. Others wrote the hits. It’s pop. The producers wanted control. It’s irrelevant to the claim.
https://www.woot.com/blog/post/the-debunker-did-the-monkees-play-their-own-instruments
Quote from Ken Jennings, known for being knowledgeable about a wide range of topics:
The common rap on the Monkees, then as now, is that they were TV fakes who didn’t even play their own instruments. It’s true that, originally, the Monkees’ music was supervised by Don Kirshner (later of The Archies fame!), who didn’t want even Nesmith and Tork, both gifted musicians, playing on the recordings. But Nesmith was allowed to write and produce a few tracks on each of the first two Monkee LPs, and he brought Tork in to play alongside the session musicians, even if he himself had been banned from playing guitar on his recordings. The same year, 1966, the Monkees began touring, so Mickey Dolenz quickly picked up the drums, while Davy Jones played tambourine and eventually got proficient enough on rhythm guitar, bass, and drums to fill in when necessary.
More in depth:
https://medium.com/cuepoint/fake-it-til-you-make-it-how-the-monkees-performed-live-f9fea6c9a6b9
“I was standing at a place we were playing. We were backstage and it’s like two minutes before we’re supposed to go on. And this guy walks up to me, he’s a reporter you know, like that anyway. I’m standing with my guitar over my back, he walks up to me and says, ‘Is it true that you don’t play your own instruments?’ I said, ‘Wait a minute! I’m fixin’ to walk out there in front of 15,000 people, man. If I don’t play my own instruments I’m in a lot of trouble!’”— Michael Nesmith, January 1967
For three months we practised our music. When you don’t know a thing about music it’s a little hard to keep the beat. I had never even picked up an instrument, but Mike, Micky, and Peter were great on guitar. We just played for something to do, and Screen Gems rented the instruments for us. We decided someone would have to play the drums and Micky volunteered, though he couldn’t really play them — he couldn’t keep rhythm. Peter got to be the bass guitarist because Mike didn’t want to play it. — Davy Jones
The first public appearance the group made was, it may surprise the reader to learn, playing live.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tork
Tork began studying piano at the age of nine, showing an aptitude for music by learning to play several different instruments, including the banjo, acoustic bass, and guitar. … He attended Carleton College before he moved to New York City, where he became part of the folk music scene in Greenwich Village during the first half of the 1960s.
Tork was a proficient musician before he joined the Monkees. Though other members of the band were not allowed to play their instruments on their first two albums, he played what he described as “third-chair guitar” on Michael Nesmith’s song “Papa Gene’s Blues” on their first album. He subsequently played keyboard, bass guitar, banjo, harpsichord, and other instruments on the band’s recordings. He co-wrote, along with Joey Richards, the closing theme song of the second season of The Monkees, “For Pete’s Sake”.
The DVD release of the first season of the show contains commentary from various band members. In it, Nesmith states that Tork was better at playing guitar than bass. Tork commented that Davy Jones was a good drummer, and had the live performance lineups been based solely on playing ability, it should have been him on guitar, Nesmith on bass, and Jones on drums, with Micky Dolenz taking the fronting role (instead of Nesmith on guitar, Tork on bass, and Dolenz on drums). Jones filled in briefly for Tork on bass when he played keyboard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Nesmith
After Nesmith’s tour of duty in the Air Force, his mother and stepfather gave him a guitar for Christmas. Learning as he went, he played solo and in a series of working bands, performing folk, country, and occasionally rock and roll. He enrolled in San Antonio College, where he met John London and began a musical collaboration. They won the first San Antonio College talent award, performing a mixture of standard folk songs and a few of Nesmith’s original songs. Nesmith began to write more songs and poetry, then moved to Los Angeles and began singing in folk clubs around the city. He served as the “Hootmaster” for the Monday night hootenanny at The Troubadour, a West Hollywood nightclub that featured new artists.[9]
Randy Sparks from the New Christy Minstrelsoffered Nesmith a publishing deal for his songs.[8] Nesmith began his recording career in 1963 by releasing a single on the Highness label. He followed this in 1965 with a one-off single released on Edan Records followed by two more recorded singles; one was titled “The New Recruit” under the name “Michael Blessing”, released on Colpix Records—coincidentally this was also the label of Davy Jones, though the two men did not meet until the Monkees were formed.[10]
Once he was cast, Screen Gems bought his songs so they could be used in the show. Many of the songs Nesmith wrote for the Monkees, such as “The Girl I Knew Somewhere”, “Mary, Mary”,[8] and “Listen to the Band” became minor hits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Dolenz
Dolenz originally had his own rock band called “Micky and the One-Nighters” in the early- to mid-1960s with himself as lead singer.[5] He had already begun writing his own songs. According to Dolenz, his band’s live stage act included rock songs, cover songs, and even some R&B. One of his favorite songs to sing was Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode”, which he sang at his Monkees audition, resulting in his being hired as one of the cast/band members.[citation needed] He recorded two 45s in 1965 that went unreleased until the Monkees’ success in 1967.
I’m under no delusion that the Monkees were great. But they were absolutely musicians. And it’s tiring seeing the same trite cliches trotted out for almost sixty years now.
Bubblegum pop band has marginal success as a TV show, turned band. Take control of their recording and arranging, careers fall apart.
You seem pretty committed to your one-note dismissive summary, mocking anyone who doesn’t conform your narrative. You’re free to be a clown. Have a wonderful day.
Small beacons of light in the flood of slop that is terminally online reactionaries.
I don’t know what they wanted to happen, but at my old place the load spike overloaded the UPS units.
Me: “we really shouldn’t be running these at
859095%.”Brass: “That’s not 100. Find room to ingest this company we bought when the CEO made a friend at a circlejerk.”
Overnight server update check: blip
UPS: Bypass mode, bitches!
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