We’ve also already gone through the trouble of bringing TSMC stateside. Initially they weren’t able to round up enough skilled workers to be able to produce anything close to the quality of chips made in Taiwan. They’ve since made improvements, but we can’t hope to match the output either quality or quantity-wise due to differences of work culture and trying to replicate Taiwan’s processes that make bleeding edge performance possible without binning most of the production line.

Maybe we can have speakeasy arcades run by nerds with 3D printed tommy guns.

Not all of us are lucky enough to be born with silver tactical nukes in our mouths.

The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

People who stayed home on election day, if you won’t support a party that might’ve brought us to an outcome where Palestinians remain alive, maybe you could hedge your bets on Iran.

The grim and cockney reaper.

I refused to believe it, but it turns out there are people out there that need a lot of motivation to wipe their own ass every time because eventually they get fed up with being “exploited” by big TP.

Judging by the lack of consequences for the previously observed war crimes, my bet is they’ll prolong the suffering to sate their revenge lust. See if anyone bothers to step in when they erect full blown torture camps.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

It was sent as a test, all that chose to stay failed

It’s not made up, it’s not made up!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

Israel: triple retaliate, no erasees

<Beach Boys voice>

Ooh, we wanna take him to Guantanamo Take him there fast Where he’ll get tortured slow That’s where we want him to go Way down to Guantanamo

She reminds me of Janet Fist, vigilante receptionist

Mobius partisanship

Ill tempered sea bass

“Okay fine, but you have to pinky promise you won’t shoot up any schools like you told those people online.”