“I live in the best country on the planet!”

“Have you ever been to another country?”

“Well, no. But why would I do that when I’m already in the best country!”

This doesn’t apply to just the US…

Money pwease!

Does it support an external Bluetooth HR monitor?

Apparently, an app does that

Full Self Driving will be available next year!

Can’t wait for the first lawsuit for someone growing a tooth out of their dick

Every time.

Because this old man hasn’t learnt the lesson…

Mexico should build a wall and get the US to pay for it and Make Mexico Great Again.

Oh, wait…

Just be aware that any software that has Australians working on it can be forced to include backdoors, and are not allowed to disclose it either

It’s literally right in front of them. Why would they not make pirates walk the plank?

Obviously, the movie industry would love to compare it with the most severe crime they can come up with

Clearly, it’s rape and murder.

You are raping their digital bits by taking them without their consent.

And you are murdering the money they should have had.

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I had a work colleague who had a spreadsheet with one column calculating something to do with a particular date. They didn’t have any formulas at all. For any calculations. They would go in each day and manually calculate and then type in the values. In every cell.

I put in an input cell date, and simplest of formulas in 3 cells, and they looked at me like I was some kind of wizard.

I returned to my desk, put my head in my hands in sheer shock. I still don’t understand what they thought a spreadsheet was for…It made.nice columns?

Anyways, when I recovered, I finished my resignation letter,.and that was the best thing I ever did in that particular cesspool 😁

So cool. I’m gonna get an aftermarket hood height riser on my Ferd Fteenthousand

Jesus, me neither. AFAICT it"s worse, and umm… China!

So where do all the cool kids hang out now?

Besides lemmy, of course…

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Closing time is the end of the night when everyone is drunk. The guy is lying telling the lady she’s beautiful and a great lady only because he’s desperate and this is his only chance for sex.

In other words, Facebook etc is the last refuge for sad and desperate people to post lies.

Of course, lemmy would never be like that …

meh, I’ll just get an Adamantium skeleton upgrade

Oh, it’s no fun. And we have media concentration issues here too, so you won’t get balanced or even a mention of both sides of an issue.

Australia has been the testing ground for implementing Big Brother’s spying technology policies. The ones that are often tried later on in the US or UK.

Nearly all of them have passed with full support from the two major parties here. I wish everyone better luck.

You think that’s stupid? How about our leaders:

Laws of mathematics don’t apply here, says Australian PM