Ok, but it is really fucked up how transparent voting seems to be for you guys in the US:

How do you know who didn’t vote?

				We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up. 			

How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?

				We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up! 			

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

				Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid. 			

9->8 and take a rice corn

I have the concept of prove

Help I feel like I get heavier with every second

Nah, bro

The comments on pornhub are funnier

I mean, I am pretty sure after 23 years in guantanamo, they would admit to killing jfk and Franz Ferdinand as well

Yes, but proven to be bought by the Saudis and alleged to be blackmailed by Russia just does not seem to be the topic voters care about

The Republicans are taking over so many taking points, I just can’t say some normal things anymore, like:

“I love my couch”

"The latex gloves at work fit really well and are gentle even on sensitive skin "

"I want to fuck furniture "

Ok, but how many millennial do you know that don’t think shrek is hot?