I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.

Jessica Dickler, why the FUCK would I wait for the value of my cash to disintegrate when I could get 1.08x more tacos today than if I put that money in savings and bought tacos with it next year?

WHAT?! My hero!

I’m so secure that my wife’s boyfriend told me he was taking her away to the cabin for the weekend and I decided I’d have the guys over for a poker night. They’re just good friends.

Article behind a login wall

Microsoft has a partnership with OpenAI. I’m sure Microsoft is happy to have someone in-house who knows all of those secrets.

Keto gang RISE UP

COME ON AND SLAM

“How do you find decent creators?” “Watch their 30-minute videos”

SLAM

Isn’t Russia supposed to be invading Ukraine because Ukrainians are nazis…?

“Putin: I want to beat up nazis. Putin’s mom: We have nazis at home.”

That looks solid.

Honestly, if you could just put metadata tags on files and if file search on non-Mac machines didn’t take ages, it wouldn’t even matter.

This is true.

If it’s in a list with other films with years first, you wouldn’t be about to visually scan by letter, though. Two “Saw” films could be separated by hundreds of others in between.

I agree this is probably an attempt at veiled layoffs.

But I wish I could understand why executives are so desperate to have people back in an office. It’s like class warfare or something.

“Don’t let the proletariat spend more time in that box they already overpay for; make them come to the box that WE overpay for!”

Can’t both sides be driven by bloodlust? It’s all horrific and a never-ending cycle of pain and rage.

Can anyone explain to me if this is good or bad?

If you’re looking for a house, I think this is bad because the rate is crazy high and your monthly payment is gonna be nuts until rates drop and you can refinance.

For everyone else, it means The Federal Reserve has raised interested rates enough to at least stave off some of the consumption in the economy.

Should the Fed lower rates to start promoting growth again?

IT TAKES A LOT OF EMOTIONAL MATURITY TO ADMIT THAT YOUR FAMILY OF ORIGIN ISN’T PERFECT. I ADMIRE THAT LEVEL OF INTROSPECTION.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE CRANKING THE HAWG OF LIFE BROTHER; MAY IT CRACK YOU BACK IN RETURN!

WAS GOING TO REPLY WITH MY OWN COMMENT BUT THIS MFER SAID IT PERFECTLY AROOOOO

BE SURE TO CALL YOUR MOTHER ONCE A WEEK TO LET HER KNOW YOU CARE

Say Cheese and Die

This is why I just play the games anyway. I know I’m gonna find a way to blow the time, so I may as well enjoy it to the fullest.