Eh… don’t have kids so I just keep feeding my inner child. 34 and inner child getting fed af lately. 😏

Basically been on a rampage since summer… I’ve been going out to entirely too many shows lately.

Immediately thinking of Pulp Fiction

Yes

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Man, after years as a valet ages ago I’m so anti Jaguar. Every single time one came through, it had problems. Owners constantly griped about it being in and out the shop a bunch. Nice at a glance, but plenty of the “luxury” brands are apparently made with fucking plastic and band aids.

Fucking wüff, what a resume

Absolutely this. Can confirm from experience. I got it from my Ma, whenever family was hosting growing up she was doing the most. Flexing at every opportunity. Obviously good to play with a budget you wouldn’t mind burning so you don’t chew off too much, but keep being extra.

So far…

Obviously still has fair share of dumb stuff happening with these systems today, but there have been some big steps in just the last few years. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was much spookier a decade from now.

In general, good to use as a tool to be taken with grain of salt and further review.

Hits too close to home. How are we in deep August already?! Feels like summer just started and it’s already on the way out!

Nothing is safe from Loss.

Oh, I hear ya, but I bet you’d be surprised by what you could endure on a long enough timeline (and a thicc enough jacket). Humans are surprisingly resilient when there’s enough time to adapt.

Summer’s my favorite season by a mile. Even Fall is hard to enjoy cause the drops in temp feel terrible at first. 65° positively brisk. But every year, across the state, Spring will start thawing and soon as we above freezing dudes bust out the shorts & tee’s (usually one or other, ie: hood & shorts, jeans & tees). 50° suddenly picnic weather.

But also shhh… we kind of a sleeper state. Don’t blow up my brunch joint 😂

I always naively believe I’ll be able to use roads as intended once the ice and snow melt, but somehow my commute gets longer during warm seasons. Thanks construction!

Truly, keeps the wimps out.

Fur

Oh fuck I’m already too spooked 😖

Nervously optimistic, but I’ve been hurt before

Something something “The cuisine and company of the finer sex helped contribute to making the Brits the finest sailors in the world”

Mannnnn flashback to me working valet at sound bar the night of their last shooting. Heard them pops inside the joint and we all book. Ladies spilling out the door tripping over each other. Goofy fucking night

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