Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don’t understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

Woosh.

Maybe /s does need to be implemented here after all.

“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

lol

White guy late 50’s? What algo would ever target me?

On PC. Keep (kept) it in a separate window while working.

I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can’t get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…

Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…

This is why you don’t handle TRAITORS with kid gloves and give them house arrest.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.